i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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