he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Dude, I just woke up on the floor of some random chick's floor with puke in my hair and a posted note on my forehead that said "It's over." Dude I wasn't even aware I was in a relationship...
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
Randomize
