I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
Randomize
