i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
if only i could text you this smell
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
Randomize
