there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
Please, let me fuck your mom
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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