Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
I am spending my child support on dildos
this beer tastes like vomit already
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
Who put my cat in the fridge?
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
Never joke about your clitoris.
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
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