Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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