Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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