the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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