yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
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