I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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