Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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