i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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