so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
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