The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
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