A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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