Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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