Hey man sorry I got all grabby
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
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