I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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