Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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