Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
You may now shotgun with the bride
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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