Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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