Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
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