i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
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