How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
She told me I should be a condom model.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
Shit day. Some kids decided to open my car at 3 AM while I was at work and the alarm went off. I went after them with a sword but they were minors so I didn't kill them.
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