I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
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