He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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