This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
