bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
high people should be assigned attendants
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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