She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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