"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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