Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
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