I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
Randomize
