My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
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