I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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