If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
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