and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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