U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
So squirting runs in the family.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
Randomize
