Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Sorry about my life...
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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