did you get engaged???
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
Randomize
