he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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