Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
This is classic penis vs brain.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
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