theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
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