DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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