He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
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