the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
Is it penis luge time yet?
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
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