so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
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