I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
My ass is underappreciated
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
We smell like vodka and hangover
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