I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
only you would photoshop your dick
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
My penis needs a shock collar
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
Randomize
