She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
My kitchen smells like failed pina coladas.
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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