Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
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