actually, I'm a sock model
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
how drunk was i? i pretended i was getting a blowjob from a fuckin dolphin in front of my dad. thats how drunk i was.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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